I have a big announcement to make. My editor and agent have asked me to keep it under wraps, but I can't hold back any longer.
All of my books are actually written by a highly trained monkey with a 1950's-era manual typewriter.
His name is Gummo.
Ha, ha! Not really. It was all just a fantastic ruse I planned for April Fools Day! Oh, you should have seen the look on your face! Hilarious!
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